Saturday, February 25, 2012

Peru - Colca Canyon and El Misti


Thursday 29th December – Colca Canyon – Day 1
Happy Birthday Fionntan!!

Today was the start of my three day tour to Colca Canyon, the second deepest canyon in the world at 3200m, nearly twice as deep as The Grand Canyon (1800m).  The deepest canyon in the world is also in Peru, a bit further north, and is called Cotahuasi Canyon (3535m).  Now let me clear up a little technicality here.  In reality, these two Peruvian canyons are actually the second and third deepest canyons in the world.  The world’s deepest canyon is Yarlung Tsangpo Canyon in China at 5382m.  But Yarlung Tsangpo Canyon is so inaccessible that its depth was only measured accurately in 1996, and due to its remoteness the Peruvian canyons are considered the two deepest.  Plus I’ve never been to China so  Yarlung Tsangpo Canyon doesn’t count.  I was trekking to the second deepest canyon in the world, and that’s that.


Elias, our tour guide for the three days, picked me up from The Wild Rover at 8.00 a.m. and after collecting the remaining members of our group, Mary, Ruslan, Natasha, Paul, Michaela and Gabriel, we were on our way.  As we drove out of Arequipa we passed flat landscapes where llama-like creatures roamed.  They weren’t llamas, but were related to them.  I’m not sure what they were called. But they didn’t seem to know too much about The Green Cross Code or realise that immortality was a myth.

With the peaks of cloud-covered volcanoes, including El Misti, in the background our first stop was to see The Forest of Stones.  This was a fascinating scene.  As we walked towards it, large pillars of rock stood out against a backdrop of steep walls and canyons.  The pillars of rock were huge and jagged, some towering 20m high.  A group sat perched on the edge of a sheer drop.  Stepping on to this I noticed a crack running along it but my weight compared to the weight of the rock pillars would not cause any chance of a collapse.  When looking through the rock pillars you could see a huge sloping cliff with many different layers of sedimentary rock.  After walking a bit further and looking back at the overhang I had just been standing on, I certainly wouldn’t have been so quick to clamber on it – the whole massive piece of rock was completely undercut.  The pillars were made of soft rock and some would crumble if you squeezed it in your hand.



Next it was off to the highest point we would reach on our tour, 4900m, where it was possible to get a fantastic view across the Andes and see several volcanoes in the surrounding area.  I’m taking our guide’s word for this as all we could see were vast banks of cloud.  Better weather needed.  But at this location we saw what is one of the first plant species that ever existed on Earth.  This is a green plant that grows to look like a rock.  Not only one of the first plant species on Earth but it would also seem to be one of the most unimaginative.  After this is was on to Chivay where we stopped for lunch before making our way to Cabanaconde, our stop for the night.

To reach the town we drove along winding mountain roads.  At times this was terrifying.  As we drove we came to the end of the valley and approached the start of the canyon.  The drops were sheer and high, possibly 1000m.  But I am glad to say, unlike previous drivers, ours took it slow allowing us to loosen our grip, ever so slightly, from the edges of our seats.  Along the way we stopped at lookout points to take photos of the dipping valleys and carved canyon before arriving at Cabanaconde.


As we entered the town it was noticeable that not every house or shop had lights on and a lot of people were using candles.  Puzzled, we continued to our hotel, checked in and discovered that there was huge power cut across southern Peru.  After a walk around a dimly lit and quiet town, we had our dinner by candle light. Over dinner we had a great talk with Elias about Peru and the different industries Peru relies upon for income.  After everyone else had gone to bed, myself and Elias talked about astronomy (and many other topic).  One area of astronomy that has been intriguing me at the minute is the Incan constellations.  I asked Elios about it and it turned out he is actually very keen on this and has a book with all the details.  Tomorrow I’m going to have a good look at it.

With and early wakeup call and the inability to do anything without a head torch or candle I crashed early.

Friday 30th December – Colca Canyon – Day 2
Up at 7.00 a.m. and still no electricity.  The sky was clear and a striking blue.  As I walked onto the balcony outside my room the landscape surrounding the town was hypnotic.  Rising serrated hills with the peak of a volcano in the distance.



After breakfast we all packed and handed over our bigger bags to be taken into the canyon on donkeys.  Elias then walked up to me and handed me his book on Incan astronomy.  I couldn’t read it as it was all in Spanish, but the pictures in it were excellent.  It showed the Inca’s constellations compared to the constellations we are more familiar with.  Unsurprisingly their three main constellations were those of the Condor, Puma and Snake, the three main animals that Incas respected.  When I get the chance I hope to research this a bit more.  Elias has also said he’d like to set up a tour that explained this to people – I think is a great idea and a tour I’d definitely sign up for.

Then it was time to start the trek.  We set off through Cabanaconde and after crossing a few fields we were soon at the entrance to the canyon where we had a short break to prepare ourselves for the 1200m descent.  As we began to walk, down in the distance and far below, we could see The Oasis, a resort of sorts at the base of the canyon which would be our camping spot for tonight.  Around The Oasis ran the Colca River.  Ruslan asked about this river running beside The Oasis and Elias pointed out that the river was actually about 200m below The Oasis.  From our vantage point they looked at the same level.  This gave a good indication of high up we actually were and how far down we had to trek down. 

The trek down was steep and at times tough with countless switchbacks but stunning views of the canyon walls all around us  We trekked for over one hour and the base of the canyon and The Oasis looked no closer.  Upon reaching the halfway point Ruslan and I started to pick up our pace, I think the only thoughts in our head were to get there as quick as possible and jump in the swimming pool – it was touching 30oC so it was a sweltering trek.  Eventually The Oasis began to seem closer and the end was near.  It took us a total of three hours but, after getting startled by a few pigs living in a disused house where I relieved myself, we reached the canyon floor.  Here we could truly appreciate the beauty of Colca Canyon.  Towering rock faces all around, a raging river below us, a blistering Sun casting shadows that highlighted the jagged formations.  At the top of one of the cliffs Elias pointed out the road that we drove along yesterday.  The cliff was easily 1000m high.  From this viewpoint it felt even more terrifying that we had driven along it.  And we’ll be doing the return journey tomorrow.




Then it was time for a swim in the pool to cool off.  It did feel odd there being a resort in this location, but it was the perfect resort - very chilled out and peaceful.  I met another group coming into the canyon which included Helen M and the three Australians I shared a taxi with in Arequipa.

After getting much needed food, a few of us decided to trek up the other side of the canyon to see it from the other side.  This didn’t take too long but in the heat was tough.  We crossed a high bridge and could see the raging torrent of the Colca River below, with waterfalls flowing down the cliffs on the other side.  While charging up I passed a few people I had met in Cuzco who were on their way down. I reached the top and started to feel unwell – again.  This is becoming very annoying.  I have no idea what is causing it, but I have to find out.  As Elias explained the local fauna I couldn’t even pay attention as I was scouring the surrounds to find a rock to jump behind.  But thankfully it passed and we made our way back to The Oasis.  When we reached the camp site again, Natasha gave me some tablets to help my cramping stomach.  I really hope they work because tomorrow we have to do the 1200m ascent out of the canyon.

After watching a few people play volleyball and chatting with Helen M for a while, we had dinner.  We were surrounded by insects everywhere – a moth deciding that my food looked too tempting not to dive straight into and promptly drowning in my sauce.  Other moths seeing this act of extreme stupidity decided that dive-bombing the dinner plates was not the best idea, so instead headed straight into the enclosed and water filled candle holders. They soon suffered the same fate as their forerunner by drowning in the water.  The firefly that came after had a little more success.  After landing on the wine bottle it casually hung around for us to examine.  Not really knowing how to get it to spark into life we poked and prodded it before it finally fell off the bottle and displayed its fiery glow.  Once we returned to the tents we could see fireflies everywhere lighting up the bushes.

Tomorrow the trek out of Colca Canyon begins at 5.00 a.m. to avoid the heat - so an early night was needed.

Saturday 31st December – Colca Canyon – Day 3
The shower in the Oasis was located outside, beside a big tree with only a little flimsy wicker-like door and no roof.  So today in the darkness that still exists at 4 a.m. I showered along with several spiders still sleeping in their webs and countless other little critters who were not too pleased at my early morning invasion of their slumber.  At least that’s why I think they all decided to jump on me.  When I managed to get clean I joined everyone for breakfast and we prepared ourselves for the trek out of Colca Canyon – an altitude ascent of 1200m.

From the canyon floor, as we looked up there was a partially clear sky with a thin layer of cloud beginning to roll in.  That would keep the Sun off us at least.  At 5.25 a.m. we began, Ruslan opting to take a donkey up.  I much prefer climbing up than down – unless going down is over very loss sand or stones which I can run down.  But yesterday’s decent was slow.  The ascent would be much more fun and challenging.  Once we started, I got up a good pace and decided the best way was to keep going and not stop at all.  It was hot going even at this time of the morning (if you are allowed to call any time prior to 6.00 a.m. morning – I don’t!).  As I went up I was looking out for the spot where Elias said yesterday, ‘We are at the halfway point’.  I came across this spot four times.  Everywhere looked the same with all the switchbacks.  But finally I came to the real half point and I was making good time.  Not long after I began to enter the cloud layer which provided a cooling air around me and it wasn’t long after that I very unexpected broke through and above the clouds into dazzlingly bright sunlight.  I looked back to see an amazing vista.  The canyon completely covered with a perfectly white cloud roof.  It looked like I could step onto it.  I knew at this stage there wasn’t far to go so I powered on, on the way bumping into a few locals who stopped for a quick chat.  They said things in Spanish. I said random things in Spanish which I think were the answers to their questions.  They were all really friendly and welcoming with big smiles and exclamations of good luck for the climb.  My legs were beginning to get very heavy, but I kept going and soon the top was in sight.  Finally I reached it in a time of one hour and twenty minutes.  I was the first up and very pleased with myself (time for a bit of wallowing in my own self pride – out of about 30 people the next quickest that day took two hours and five minutes).  I was greeted at the top by two locals selling drinks and chocolate who rewarded me with a free banana for being first up.  They had a dog which rewarded me by trying to eat my banana.


As I rested in the bright morning Sun and admired the views of the cloud covered canyon two horses were herded towards the canyon track by two boys who were definitely no older than eight years old.  At one stage when the horse refused to move the elder of the two boys - he was eight and a half I think – shouted at it before lifting his foot and striking the horse with an almighty kick up the rear.  The horse decided moving on was a good idea as navigation down the track was better than being humiliated in public by a person one tenth your height and strength.

After about half an hour other trekkers started arriving at the top, Ruslan on his donkey being the first from my group.  As he approached the top and went behind me I heard a crash and thud and turned round to see Ruslan hanging from the donkey at what was certainly not the right angle.  I couldn’t help but laugh.  After managing to make it the whole up the steep and bending track he feel off on the top flat stretch but he was unhurt. His jeans weren’t so lucky.

Over the course of the next hour everyone else arrived at the top and once we were all gathered together we headed back into Cabanaconde to get our bus back to Arequipa, with a few stops en route.  The route back took us along the cliff road.  I tried to put out of head the height that I now knew we were above the canyon floor as we rounded tight bends and narrow passes.  We stopped at Cruz del Condor.  This area of South America is famous for its condors.  They can be seen flying out from the cliff and soaring high into the sky, up to a staggering height of 7 km.  Today we saw none.  Although the Sun was shining strongly upon us, below there was the same cloud blanket as covered the canyon.  The only animal in flight I saw was a beetle–like beast that crash landed beside me after colliding with a wall.  It baffles me how such small creatures can fail to see such large obstacles.  It would be like me accidentally running into a skyscraper.

As it turned out I was the only person on my tour going back to Arequipa.  Everyone else was going on to Puno and from there to Lake Titicaca.  I had to cut this from my travel plans which wasn’t a hard decision in the end.  After all, it’s just a lake.  A lake the size of Wales yes, but it’s just a lake.  The largest high altitude lake in the world yes, but it’s just a lake.  A lake with floating islands yes, but it’s just a lake.  A lake everyone has said I should go yes, but it’s just a lake.  Yep, it was a very easy decision to remove this from my itinerary.  It’s just a lake. 

So with only having 10 minutes to relax in the hottest swimming pool I have ever been in (it was so hot I had to slowly ease myself in the way I would slowly ease myself into the Baltic like seas off the coast of Donegal) I left everyone else and went to Chivay for lunch with Elias.  I had a lot fun with the guys on the tour - kind, generous and a good laugh.  Elias was an excellent tour guide and definitely helped make the tour one of the highlights of my travels so far.  Then I jumped on another bus and got back to Arequipa.

Arriving at The Wild Rover I ducked my head into the bar.  It was 5 o’clock on New Year’s Eve and already the party was in full swing so it was time for me to join in.  Quick shower, quick change and I was getting involved in the celebrations.  I bumped into a few people from Melbourne who are also going to Golden Plains.  Maybe I’ll see them there.  By 7 o’clock people were on the bar dancing.  It was shaping up to be a crazy night.  Before heading out to bring in the New Year at Frogs, fireworks were lit in the hostel.  I don’t mean on the roof, I mean in the hostel.  As we looked on from below, a few came flying at us, one bouncing on the floor in front of me before whizzing into the girls’ toilets.  Health and safety on this continent is non-existent.  In Frogs we almost had to tell the DJ to do a countdown and after it wasn’t long before I headed to bed, knackered after my early morning trek.  I got to the hostel, but how is a mystery.  I knew neither where I was nor where my hostel was.  Thank god for the beer scooter – always on hand to help us long.

Sunday 1st January – New Year’s Day
Happy New Year everyone!!

Like most new year’s days mine was spent doing very, very little.  I did some research on how I get to San Pedro de Atacama in Chile which is now going to be my next stop.  The night did end up being a bit bigger than expected.  The Wild Rover bar was as crazy as last night if not even more so.  I spent the evening with Gus and Helen M and a couple from London reminiscing about the good times I had when living there.

Monday 2nd January – To Got Or Not To Go
Today ended up being a day of many decision changes when it came to getting my El Misti trek arranged.  The Wild Rover had a travel agency which organized El Misti treks, but like Colca Trek, they did not have enough people, I was the only one.  I went to the Colca Trek office and it was still the same story there.  They did add that even if they did have enough people they would not take them on the trek as the weather and conditions on the top of the volcano were not good.  After hearing this I made the decision not to go.  Disappointed I headed back to the hostel.  At 6 p.m. the agency in the hostel came back to me to say there now had two people who wanted to go and if I still was interested they would have their minimum of three.  I was a bit dubious about this after what Colca Trek had said. 

Wanting to make the right decision I asked many questions about the trek.  What happens if the weather is bad in the morning?  What happens if the weather is bad at base camp and we cannot go any further? Do they supply all the equipment?  Is the guide English speaking?  The answers to all of these satisfied me.  If the weather was bad in the morning we would not go and we would get a full refund.  If we left in the morning we would definitely get to the summit as we would not leave if they thought the weather at base camp would be too bad to reach the summit.  All equipment I needed would be supplied.  The guide would be English speaking. 

After bouncing thoughts off Helen M and Gus I decided to go for it.  It’s the main reason I came to Arequipa after all.  The weather tonight was awful – pouring rain.  The forecast for tomorrow is good.  Fingers crossed we get to leave.

Tuesday 3rd January & Wednesday 4th January – How Not To Climb A Volcano
After waking up the first thing I did was check the weather.  Will we be going or not?  It was much better than yesterday: the pouring rain had stopped and there was even some blue sky about.  At 8 a.m. I was collected and taken to the tour operator’s office, Quechan Explorer, which is right next to The Wild Rover. There I was told the trek was going ahead.  Fantastic news.

In the office, one of the staff started to ask me what equipment I had and read everything out from a list.  Every time I said ‘No’ to an item she gave me a look that was both dismissive and surprised at the same time.  Eventually she reached the end of the list, scurried away and came back with what I needed.  She handed me a pair of mountain trousers – the kind that you’d imagine a person climbing a snow covered volcano would need.  I put then on and reached for the zip.  Where there should have been a zip there was nothing.  I handed them back and soon she handed me another pair.  I put them on and reached for the zip.  Where there should have been a zip there was a zip that just about worked and was only ever slightly more fit for its purpose than a sieve is for carrying water.  Next came the jacket.  A nice sky blue colour.  Luckily fashion isn’t top priority on a volcano climb.  I put it on and reached for the zip.  It was only half attached to the jacket.  While I struggled to fasten it the woman approached me, informed me they had no more jackets, took control of the zip and just about succeeded in getting it to work.  I was then introduced to my guide for the trek, Jesus, and was quickly informed that on the trek he would fasten the zip for me.  We hadn’t even left the office and I was already getting a sinking feeling about this.  After being given gloves (I checked they had the right amount of fingers) they provided me with a backpack which had a slightly broken but still working strap, a tent, a ground mat and walking poles.

While all this was going on I met the other people on my trek, three girls from Switzerland: Corne, Sue and Sarah.  A thought went through my head: ‘I was told last night there were only two other people going and I was needed to make up the minimum of three’.  I let it pass.  Jesus helped me get my bag packed, constantly speaking Spanish to me.  I asked questions in English, he didn’t understand.  A thought went through my head: ‘I was told my guide would be English speaking’.  I let it pass.  Thankfully the girls could speak Spanish and English and translated for me. 

After speaking to the girls they said that they were up early this morning and had a great view of El Misti in the distance.  The weather it seemed was on our side.  Finally at about 9.00 a.m. it was time to head off.  We jumped in a 4x4 which performed like a 4x1, and were driven to the starting point of our trek – a 45 minute drive outside Arequipa over first a sealed road and then an extremely bumping and hilly field which put the 4x4 to the higher regions of its capacity to function.

Our backpacks were unloaded from the roof along with my tent.  The three girls had brought their own tent which they had been using while on their travels.  They had started in Alaska and had now worked their way the whole way down to southern Peru.  I put my pack on the ground, lifted my tent and grabbed the pack’s straps to attach it.  The straps where there, the buckles and clips were not.  Jesus took over with some string and managed to get the tent and ground mat attached.

At this point I should have realized that things were not going to plan at all, but ignored my better judgment and, instead of insisting that I did not want to continue, I began the trek with Jesus and the girls.


Just before we began the trek we looked towards El Misti.  Where it once stood had now been replaced by a thick layer of cloud.  Jesus gave us a run down of the plan for the trek.  I managed to decipher a few bits and pieces but had to get the girls to translate which they very kindly did.  This was to be the theme for the day.  Then we set off, firstly over gravel paths before it became steeper and involved climbing up rocks.  Our starting altitude was somewhere in the high 3000m range, I’m not quite sure.  En route we stopped for several breaks.  By the time our second break came the rain was coming down heavily but thankfully I had my Gore-Tex jacket and over trousers.  The main concern was my backpack.  I searched for its waterproof cover but it was nowhere to be found.  It wasn’t lost.  It just didn’t exist.  Jesus used a sack that he had and some string and did his best to create a makeshift cover.  At about 3.30 p.m. after 5 hours of walking in the pouring rain and howling wind we reached base camp.

Thinking things were bad at this stage, I had no idea they were about to get a whole lot worse.  Jesus took the tent from my backpack and put it up.  It was certainly a challenge in the wind and rain.  The girls got to work on theirs.  They had a huge tent.  Once the tents were up, Jesus said something to me in Spanish.  I had no idea what and looked at him blankly.  Then he grabbed my backpack, threw it in my tent and said I should to get in.  This was to stop it from blowing away.  It was now time to get out of my drenched clothes.  I took off my waterproofs and opened my rucksack to face the most depressing sight.  Absolutely everything inside my rucksack was soaked.  I don’t mean wet.  I mean saturated.  Every piece of clothing I had, both on me and in my bag was useless.  Utterly depressed I sat in my tent looking and listening to the worst of the elements playing havoc outside.  I have never had a panic attack before, but this was the moment when I came close – several times.  We shouldn’t have ever left on this trek.  I even contemplated asking Jesus if we could just leave now and get back to Arequipa, but I knew that wouldn’t be possible.  I sat there shivering constantly and rapidly feeling sicker and sicker.  I went to maneuver myself backwards in my tent to get some heat by unfurling my sleeping bag but as I did so put my hand behind me straight into a huge puddle of water.  I looked up and could see rips and holes in the tent.  It was flooded.  Every time I moved water lapped against me.  I grabbed a cup and began scooping the water out.  It was pointless.  I looked outside the tent and was greeted by a line of animals marching passed, two by two, and asking if I wanted some help from a guy called Noah.  I said, ‘Thank you, but it’s OK.  I have Jesus as my guide’.


Having no clue as to the timetable off our activities, I wandered over to the girls’ tent and asked if they knew.  They gave me the details – we would leave between 1 a.m. and 3 a.m. to get to the summit as long as the weather was good.  We all knew at this stage it wouldn’t be.  I went back to my tent and within a few minutes Corne came over and said, ‘You don’t look well’ and after explaining my flooded tent problems, she very kindly offered me to come and stay in their tent.  They were my saviours.  I can’t stress that enough.  There was no way I could have stayed in my tent and things may have turned out much differently if I had had to.  I grabbed whatever I had that was dry and made my way over.  Just walking to their tent was a struggle with the cold, rain and wind.  But soon I was sorted and in my sleeping bag in a dry tent.  As the four of us sat there discussing our trek we had a great laugh detailing how bad it was and all agreed there was no hope of making it to the top.

After another few hours Jesus arrived with dinner.  How he managed to cook it I have no idea but full credit to him.  After this we discovered that his tent was also flooded.  This was turning into either a horror movie or a comedy.  So when the time came to sleep there was five of us in a three man tent.  Sleeping was tight to say the least.  But it was dry and warm.  Sarah gave me tablets to help with the head cold that was getting worse.  I managed to fall asleep for a few hours, woke up and thought it must be about 3 a.m. now.  It was 11.05 p.m.  We all woke at about this stage and had a midnight feast before a broken sleep until 4 a.m.  The attempt to the summit was not going to happen as it was still pouring. 

After breakfast and packing our tents away we started the descent. The rain had stopped but the cloud was still clinging to the mountain.  Jesus set off first to make sure we were going in the right direction.  Once this was established we started down.  This was fun.  It was over volcanic sand so we could move pretty fast and had a bit of fun.  But the main thought in my head was, ‘How long before I can crawl into my bed?’.  After about two hours we made it back to our pickup point and the 4x4 was soon there to escort us back to Arequipa.




Once dropped off at the office, the games began.  I was angry, furious, livid at the tour company for so many reason.  The main being the pathetic equipment they supplied.  As the girls could speak much more Spanish they fought our corner.  The response from the company: ‘It rained’.  My blood boiled.  At no stage on my trip have I wished this much I could speak Spanish.  They said we should have checked it before we left.  My response: ’What?  I should have put the tent up in the office and started spraying a hose over it?  Are you serious?’  No matter what we said, they didn’t care.  But after half an hour they finally relented and offered us a free dinner and rental of bikes tomorrow.  I wasn’t happy but there was nothing we could do.  They weren’t budging.  I wanted all my money back.  I was dreaming.

So after going back to The Wild Rover and getting a hot, hot, hot shower we all met and went for a very good lunch at a place recommended by Jesus.  Jesus came along too and got a free lunch.  After all it wasn’t his fault and he did everything he could on the trek to help us through it.

After returning to the hostel, I relaxed, had a few drinks to calm me down and was in bed by 9 p.m. feeling awful.  Bikes planned for tomorrow.  But I don’t think I’ll be well enough for it.

Thursday 5th January – The End Of Peru
Very unsurprisingly today I woke up feeling awful.  I went to the tour company and let the girls know that I couldn’t join them on the bikes as I needed lots of rest to recover.  I again thanked them for everything they did to help me.

After being in bed for a few hours, I booked my bus to leave Peru.  I will be going to Tacna, crossing the border somehow to get to Arica and then hopefully straight to San Pedro de Atacama.  It’ll be a long journey but the next stage of my adventure and my next country, Chile.

The rest of the day was spent getting myself ready.  A few times during the day I was chatting to Trevor from Vancouver, Canada.  He gave me lots of hints and tips on where to learn surfing.  Planning to do a week’s course in Bali.

With my bus leaving at 7 a.m. I was in bed by 11 p.m.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Peru - Cuzco Christmas

Just a quick note first.  I realise that I do put a lot of inane stuff in this blog - but that's little details for me as I want to keep a record of everything I do.  So apologies for any readers who have to trudge through the boring bits!


Monday 19th December – Up For The Cup
Sleep – it’s a precious thing and last night I certainly needed it.  Feeling fully refreshed after not having to get up before the Sun I had to sort out what I was doing for Christmas.  Christmas is really getting in the way of my travel plans.  It seems that every traveller in South America is going to descend on Cuzco to celebrate so I booked my bed in Pariwana hostel for the festive period after finding out that Ecopackers, where Elisha and a few others will be staying, only have a room in an 18 bed dorm.  No thanks!  While at Ecopackers I bumped in Brian again who is here for the night.

After heading for lunch with Elisha, we both headed down to the main square, Plaza de Armas, and could see and hear a commotio0n coming into the square.  Yesterday in Aguas Calientes the bars were full of people watching what appeared to be a very important football match.  It was a promotion playoff game between Cuzco’s local team and a team from Lima.  Cuzco won and got promoted to the top division.  What we could see now in Plaza de Armas was the team’s parade through the town.  All the players were precariously perched on top of a minibus which the fans ran ahead, around and behind chanting their team’s song.  It was pretty cool to see so we went and found a first floor coffee shop to get the perfect viewpoint.  As I’ve said before, Cuzco is a place where you always need your camera close by.  I didn’t.  But thankfully I had my phone.


In the evening, I met up with Lorraine, Trina and Olivia from my Salkantay trek for a bite to eat and a few drinks, with Brian joining in the party as well.  After food we headed to the same place I was in last Monday night.  More live music, more weird disco music.  Then a sales pitch from a guy trying to sell me every tour in Cuzco.  After asking me what I did for a living, he even offered me free tours if I fixed his website.  After seeing him being asked to leave by the staff and getting into an argument, I decided this was not the tour guide for me.

Tuesday 20th December – The Half Cut Barber
While spending the morning planning my time in Chile I’m quickly starting to realise that I’m going to have to cut out a few places that I really want to do – Lake Titicaca, The Salt Flats in Bolivia, The Death Road.  It’s going to be a very hard decision on what to drop.  But I’m going to look at is a good excuse to come back to South America.

Needing a haircut, I wandered around the streets of Cuzco for an hour and failed to find a barbers or even a hair salon.  Do people here not have hair?  It looks to me like they do.  Eventually after another hunt around the plazas I found one right next to the hostel.  The barber, a little old man, possibly in his seventies, invited me in, sat me in front of the mirror, asked what I wanted done (very simple, a No. 2 all over) and readied the clippers.  At this point he stepped behind me, started hunting through a plastic bag and, I assume forgetting I was sitting facing a mirror and could see everything, took a big swig from a large bottle in a brown paper bag.  This is not the scene I wanted to see directly before he picked up the clippers to go at my hair.  After fighting to get the clippers going and wrapping the lead around my legs countless times, he began his work.  Everything seemed to be going fine until about halfway through when he suddenly stopped and put everything down, reached into his plastic bag again and put on his glasses.  I literally had a blind-drunk man cutting my hair for the last 10 minutes.  Shortly after he finished, reached for a cut throat razor before and asked if I wanted a shave, or at least his hand gestures suggested that.  Recoiling in fear for my life, I politely declined, paid my money and made a hasty getaway.  In the end, the haircut was actually perfect.

After the trauma had subsided I met Elisha and Luci (from Melbourne) for some recommended rollos in a place on Gringo Alley which I think was simply called Rollos.  These were like kebabs (proper wrapped kebabs, not the 2 a.m.-in-the-morming-I’m-hungry-stumbling-home-from-a-pub-and-need-the-worst-tasting-food-possible-which-will-give-me-the-runs-for-five-days 

kebabs) and filled with falafel, chicken, lots of salad and sauces.  Another place I’d definitely recommend if ever in Cuzco.  So tasty!

Tomorrow morning I have a rock climbing session booked.  Time to get terrified again.

Wednesday 21st December – CouchSurfing
Peruvian time is in a different dimension to the rest of the Universe.  If they give you a time that something is going to happen (being picked up for a tour, going rock climbing, when a bus will leave) add at least 22 minutes and you might be close.  If they tell you how long something is going to take (a trek through the mountains for example), half the time and add 10%.  These rules change on a daily basis.  It’s a mystery.

I sat in the hostel waiting for my rock climbing instructor to pick me up at 9 a.m. and gave him until 9.15 a.m. before wandering over to the reception and asking what was happening.  They called him and reassured me he was on his way.  At 9.30 a.m. the receptionist arrived over and to tell me that he would not be coming after all and that he was in fact en route to his family’s place for the Christmas period.  I take it he must have had a change of mind while en route to collect me – or they just lied.  Not sure which.

My day’s plans in ruins, I chilled out, planned and made long overdue phone calls home, before meeting Elisha, Luci and a couple of volunteer colleagues of Elisha’s.  Elisha is volunteering in a local school in Cuzco at the minute.  The school is run by a local charity called Helping Hands and helps families who cannot afford to send their children to the state run schools.  Tomorrow is their race day – the first time they have ever had one.  They need a few extra volunteers to help out with the organization so I’m going to go along and do what I can.

After dinner, Elisha and I went along to the weekly Couch Surfing Cuzco get together in Indigo Bar.  Couch Surfing Cuzco and holding a Christmas Dinner on Christmas Eve, so having signed up to the website we wanted to head along and meet a few people and get all the details for the dinner.  Everyone was so friendly and cool.  Met both hosts and surfers.  After Indigo we headed along to Mythology for a quick dance and then home.  Need to be fresh for the big race day tomorrow.

Thursday 22nd December – Cuzco Race Day!!
Happy Birthday Aaron!!

What an amazing day.  Up early, I met Elisha and we headed to the school in the San Sebastian area of Cuzco.  When we got there the first task was to set up the Start/Finish line banner.  Then clear the streets of all the dogs, of which there are loads.  This was done by two of the kids using a megaphone, matching along with Elisha and I, to let all the residents know that it was Race Day and no dogs allowed.  Next all the kids had to be separated into their age groups.  The guys had done a great job organising the event with proper running t-shirts for all the kids and assigned numbers.  As everyone arrived there was a definite air of excitement, with the mums getting kitted out to for their race too.  After everything was setup, the races began.  The kids and families loved it.  My job was to direct them in the right direction along the streets.  Not too difficult a task it would seem except some of the kids were so eager that when I told them to turn back they charged passed me and I had run after them to turn around.  Then when doing the same job for the mums’ race I felt like a May Pole when they started running in circles around me.  It was so much fun.  Finally it was time for the prize giving for each race - all the kids and mums feeling very chuffed with themselves - followed by Christmas gifts for all the kids.  Followed by a huge downpour.  Thankfully it held off until all the races were over.
After lunch with Elisha and some of the volunteers, I headed back to the hostel to plan my trek up Eli Misti in southern Peru.  It’s my next volcano and one of the main ones I want to climb. I’m having no luck with this planning.  No response from the tour companies.  I’m putting it down to it being Christmas.







In the evening, Elisha, Luci and I headed back to get some more rollos along with John, Terry - a former criminal lawyer from the States - and his daughter Rachel.  Terry had some very interesting stories to tell about his time as a lawyer – allowing me to see it from a very different perspective than I normally would.

Friday 23rd December – Reunions
At the very end of last night I asked Elisha to check if her hostel, Ecopackers, maybe now had a bed for over Christmas – and thankfully they did.  Not only that - it was in the same dorm as Elisha and Luci.  Perfect!  I seemed to be spending all my time over there anyway to the point that one day the people working at Ecopackers thought I was already checked in.  So first thing I did this morning was check out of Pariwana and make my way over the Ecopackers.

Not long after getting myself settled in I discovered that Rinath was in Cuzco now too, and staying at Ecpackers.  The day was just getting better and better.  We met up for lunch and then headed for some coffee along with two guys she had travelled with in Columbia.

In the evening everyone seemed up for a big night out, so we all headed to Indigo (where I bumped into Kia – we both seem to be doing the exact same route!),.  In indigo all the guys from Couch Surfing Cuzco were there so after a few drinks we hit the clubs – Mythology first and then finished the night in Groove.

Saturday 24th December – Christmas Eve Is A Big Deal In Cuzco
After a late night, I gingerly crawled out of bet at about 10 a.m. and pretty much right away bumped into Helen who had arrived back from her Salkantay Trek last night.  Was really cool to catch up with her again.  It really does seem like everyone is gathering in Cuzco for Christmas.
 
Christmas Eve is the big day of celebration and festivities in Peru rather than Christmas Day.  Elisha and I headed to Plaza de Armas where we came across a huge Christmas market.  The atmosphere was brilliant and so festive.  They were selling everything in the market: cribs, statues for the cribs including all the animals, and strips of fresh grass to line the floor of the cribs.  There was music coming from lots of the stalls and all the locals were dressed in their traditional costumes.  After a lazy stool, we headed to San Blas for a bite to eat and entertained ourselves by getting some funny photographs with accidental llamas in the background.



After Elisha headed to do some shopping in the market and I headed back to the hostel.  I was starting to feel really unwell.  Something was definitely was not right with me, but I just put it done to having a late night and needing some rest.

After chilling in the hostel for a few hours, Elisha, Luci and I headed to the Couch Surfing Christmas dinner.  It was a good night and I spent a lot of the evening talking to two girls from Sydney who had just been to Arequipa.  They have highly recommended a three day trek to Colca Canon and used the same tour company, Colca Trek, who I am planning to use for my El Misti trek (which I have not managed to get sorted – getting close though).  At least now I know I am using the right tour operator.

As the night went on I started feeling worse and worse.

At midnight, the city exploded with fireworks to bring in Christmas Day.  From all the streets and houses and in Plaza de Armas fireworks could be heard going off for a long time.

Once we had all finished the dinner we went to a pub but I couldn’t stay longer then about half an hour.  It was time for me to go home and lie down.  I felt like I was about to collapse or be sick.  Once I got back to the hostel I went straight to bed, but it wasn’t long before I was awake again and running for the toilets.  I have not been that ill for many years.  Violent vomiting over and over again.  I swear that, in-between the explosive episodes, in the distance I could hear the old men from the Benevolent Order of Antelopes chanting, ‘Boom-baba. Boom-baba.’.  After it ended I crawled back to bed feeling like death.  The venture to the toilets was repeated twice more during the night.  Happy Christmas Mark!

Sunday 25th December – Christmas Day
Happy Christmas Everyone!!

Having had a very interrupted sleep I got up at 10 a.m. still feeling awful.  After making a few phone calls home to wish everyone a Happy Christmas, it wasn’t long before I was back in bed.  From then I slept straight through until 4.30 p.m.  Still exhausted but feeling much better I went and met everyone else and chilled around the open fire in the hostel.  The weather in Cuzco was very cold, maybe 6oC.  I thought I was going to have a warm and sunny Christmas being in South America.  Not at all.  While Ireland was having its warmest Christmas on record, Cuzco seemed to be having its coldest. 

To see if I would be capable of having the hostel Christmas dinner later I experimented with a few bread rolls.  With no repercussions from those, at 9 a.m. we all sat down for our dinner.  It was really tasty.  Turkey, some sort of strange potato concoction and veg followed by dessert.  After it was back to huddle around the fire for some warmth and chat late into the night.

Monday 26th December – Boxing Day
Over the last few days I have been in a lot of contact with Colca Trek and have finally got my trek sorted – unfortunately it’s not my trek to El Misti.  That’s proving to be a pain.  I’m the only one wanting to do it and they need at least two people.  With this being low season, the chances of it happening are slim.  But what I have finally sorted is my three day trek to Colca Canyon.  It starts on December 29th so today I booked my overnight bus to Arequipa, leaving tomorrow night.  I have splashed out and booked full-cama – a seat that pretty much turns into a bed which will be very welcome on a 12-hour overnight journey.

Still feeling wiped after my stomach bug, I chilled out all day before heading back to Los Perros with Elisha, Rinath, Luci and Nathan.  Having raved about their burgers for a few days, I was a bit concerned I may have exaggerated their size.  It was the opposite.  I had actually forgotten how big they really were!  It didn’t disappoint.

As it was Boxing Day I tried to pick myself up for a good night out as is the tradition back home - one of the biggest nights to head out over the Christmas period.  I felt I needed to raise a glass or two to all my family and absent friends back home who make going back to Ireland for Christmas so much fun.  But all I could manage was a quiet beer back in the hostel.

Both Elisha and Luci leave at an ungodly hour early in the morning for differing trips to Machu Picchu.  More parting, but hopefully won’t be too long before I see them again.  Elisha is now planning to be in Arequipa as well, so that should only be a matter of days.

Tuesday 27th December – Cuzco Walking Tour
Probably something I should have done a long time ago considering how long I have been in Cuzco but only today, my last day in Cuzco, did I manage to get around to heading on the Free Cuzco Walking Tour, along with Rinath.  I really enjoyed it, even if it did go to areas I had already been to over the last few weeks.  But the guide Yonathan pointed out a lot of places of interest which I had just waked passed not even realising their importance.  A lot of the buildings around the main plazas were built by the Incas with their distinctive style of architecture.  In one wall they have arranged the stones to form the (vague) shapes of their three most revered animals, the condor, the puma and the snake. 



After some rollos with Rinath I headed back to the hostel, typed up my blog and readied myself for my bus journey to Arequipa.  Rinath is off in another direction and I won’t see her again on my travels.  It was a lot of fun to hang out with her again for the last week.  After our goodbyes I taxied to the bus station, boarded my bus and headed to Arequipa for the next leg of my adventure.

Wednesday 28th December – Arequipa
Well treating myself to the full cama experience on the bus was a waste of time.  The seat was great.  Like first class on an airplane and some tasty hot food included.  But when I attempted to get to sleep, all I could hear from below my seat was the rattling and banging of something in the boot that was loose.  So bleary eyed upon arrival in Arequipa I shared a taxi with a few Australian guys to The Wild Rover.  The Wild Rover is a hostel chain with an infamous reputation – parties all the time.  But apparently this one in Arequipa is the ‘mild’ rover and with New Year’s Eve fast approaching it was one of the hostels that had rooms available, so I decided to go for it and hope for the best.

Having my Colca Canyon trek tomorrow I had to call to the office of Colca Trek to make my final payment at which point I again enquired about a trek up El Misti.  Still no joy.  Why does no one want to climb El Misti?  Now that I am in Arequipa I can see it looming in the background and it looks fantastic.  I have to say I’m baffled as to why not one other person in the city wants to climb it..  It’s screaming out to be climbed.

After strolling around the city I headed back to The Wild Rover where I bumped into Gus, a guy I briefly met in Cuzco at Pariwana Hostel, and Helen M.  Everyone in the hostel seems to be heading on a trek of Colca Canyon tomorrow – at about a quarter of the price I paid for mine.  I wonder will there be much difference in the treks?  At least mine leaves at 8 a.m. while everyone else’s leaves at 4 a.m.  Once packed I sat in the bar in the hostel with Gus and Helen M.  It is a Wednesday night and I can see that this bar has the potential to be crazy.  New Year’s Eve is going to be an interesting night.  But I do like this place.  A lot of fun people and good craic – with the obligatory Irish tunes in the background.